Corrupt-a-wish

[Gott Mit Uns thebocaj]

Granted, but you now have so many white blood cells that the red ones can't get to your lungs and you die of asphyxiation (kinda).

I wish I could pass OMGWTFBBQ?! in Fury Of The Storm.

[estemshorn]

Granted, but you fail the second after that section is over


I wish that I wasn't so bored

[I luv Fallout!!! sonicandshadow97]

Granted. You end up having so much fun that everyone you know is forgotten and they kill you in your sleep.

[I'm in your closet. Heka Adonis 69]

Huh, you didn't write a wish? Don't worry, I'll make one for you!

"You wish that the board wasn't red."

Granted, but it's changed to the brightest white possible and your eyes melt.

I wish Axis Pedals.

[Gott Mit Uns thebocaj]

Granted, but they're raining down in your hometown. Eventually, they break a hole in your roof and your attic is completely filled with them, to the point that they break through your ceiling, and so on until all that's left is a massive pile of axis pedals.

I wish for pizza.

[I luv Fallout!!! sonicandshadow97]

Granted. The moment you take a bite of the most delicious pizza you've ever had, you are transported to the torture chamber of the worlds most brutal kill, where you slowly go insane and die from repeated torture.

I wish I were more creative.

[I'm in your closet. Heka Adonis 69]

Granted, but the only things you can think of are even more gory stories, and finally, gone insane, you kill your mother and rape your dog.

I wish you a merry christmas.

[estemshorn]

granted, but I'M JEWISH


I wish that I wasn't jewish even though i'm not jewish

[I luv Fallout!!! sonicandshadow97]

granted. You become so u-jewish that every jewish person in the world repeatedly attempts to kill you. They eventually succeed and return to their normal lives.

I wish that evans made hydraulic snare heads.

[Gott Mit Uns thebocaj]

Granted, but they put the pressure in them too high and thousands are killed. (Yes, that includes you.)

Hsiw siht yfi-sdrawkcab-non dluow enoemos hsiw I

[I'm in your closet. Heka Adonis 69]

Granted, but my job suck s a lot.

Iw ihs someonwuold no-bakcwardiffy tsih fish

I wish for world peace :)

[estemshorn]

granted, but then the whole world turns gay so the population finally dies out since gay sex can't make babbys

I wish I was actually doing something today

[I luv Fallout!!! sonicandshadow97]

Granted. That "Something" involves raping unsuspecting men and giving excessive amounts of pill to small babies.

That took a half hour to type...

I wish I could type better.

[ctrl-alt-deleted kamakazikilla]

granted, but the only way you can type well now is by using your knees

i wish i had a woman to do my laundry

[estemshorn]

granted, but she's not very good at getting them clean and she shrinks them and makes you fold them up and stuff

I wish valentine's day would just be over with already