Corrupt-a-wish

[It's a roflcopter! MopHead]

Granted, but that wish has corrupted.

I wish I could watch Meshuggah play live.

[Symphony X \m/ Stefan_Alfons]

Granted, but the double bass causes an earthquake, which causes parts of the stage to come off and fly exactly in your face, and therefor kill you.



I wish I could focus on studying.

[Gott Mit Uns thebocaj]

Granted, but after 6 straight days of studying, you realize you're studying from the wrong syllabus.

I wish I could draw manga-style more "properly".

[estemshorn]

granted but no one cares about manga anyways


I wish that I had some tacos

[ctrl-alt-deleted kamakazikilla]

granted, but they are actually burritos and you don't notice this until it's too late and you're severely depressed over the matter

i wish life wasn't so complicated

[Now Mudkip Flavour! BSRaven]

Granted. You're an amoeba.

I wish for the ability to art.

[Gott Mit Uns thebocaj]

Granted, but you can only do modern art (i.e a black line on a white square)

I wish my brother would stop using my computer.

[CS 1.6 OWNER... MichauDotCom]

Granted, but the computer has broken while playing second song in FoFiX :P
I wish that the Justin B isn't hated anymore (not a fan).

[Jordan9232]

Granted, but after that he dies by a crazy homeless person who stabbed him with a spoon.
I wish my cat could be transformed into a magical unicorn.

[Gott Mit Uns thebocaj]

Granted, but it poops on you in your sleep and you get pinkeye.

I wish something awesome happened today.

[CS 1.6 OWNER... MichauDotCom]

Granted. I killed your mother.

I wish that my mom will give my computer back soon.

[Prcrastinating Fretr wutu]

Granted, but she found your pr0nz

I wish i had better self esteem

[Gott Mit Uns thebocaj]

Granted. It's a metal cover of the Sum 41 song.

[CS 1.6 OWNER... MichauDotCom]

Ummm... milk?
I wish that i'll had any of the trophies in my Warriors of Rock on guitar :P

[Super Song Uploader vandorb12]

Granted, but somebody deleted your PSN account from the latest PSN crash

I wish I could fall asleep instantly, and wake up 5 minutes later refreshed enough to go through a whole day without sleep.